Stories about family

The secret suicide of questions
The good questions don’t need answers…
A wall across time
You cannot sit by the river of time…
Special Relativity
My mother rejected the laws of nature and hated mathematics…
Certain fission
My 10-year-old son questions his foreskin…
We’re all transparent in the dark
I hide up a tree so my mother can’t hit me…
Manic Haven
Even though God didn’t like my grandmother’s smoking, He never let on…
Daylight robbery
Monkeys are people too…
The love of choice
According to my mother, a woman can have any man she wants…
Insert knob A into hole B
On-the-spot sex education doesn’t work…
The time machine
Never let your nine-year-old son watch Back to the Future
The patience placebo
My father had near-infinite patience. He used it to cure every ill, but of course that rarely worked…
The balance of things
My father insisted on balance…not justice…
The nappy rush
There’s a conspiracy at Huggies…
Doc
My father didn’t mind to be called Mister, except by our doctor…