Moments are small bits of writing that would be homeless if it weren’t for this page…too short to make into a story, but hopefully still of some value.
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The apex of anger You don’t know what anger is until you’ve driven a car or used a computer… |
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But begun If you think this is bad, wait till you see the rest of it… |
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The fucking game Jack confuses physics and chemistry… |
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The stupid suit My father had a jumpsuit that rendered him stupid… |
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All and none Who knows if what matters matters… |
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Jack puts his foot down Jack, his foot, a cheese, and a fish… |
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Beep FOOD IS READY… |
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Piggeldy and Frederick Certainty has a quality all of its own… |
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Second-hand regret Regret is always second-hand… |
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Wholesale assholes Cultures clash in the dried fruit aisle… |
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Wishful thinking Another thing that time won’t heal… |
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Bart Loss knows all the places… |
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There’s room at the bottom Homeless men are bottomless containers… |
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The longest night Arguments shall be settled regardless of the cost… |
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Others perhaps not Maybe you are lucky… |
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Even small ones wait Time slows down in Ikea… |
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Loser Success is mercifully relative… |
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The end of faith It’s easy to see when you’re blind… |
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The voice of reason Only at Costco… |
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The mirror of habit Everyone has a Dunkelgänger… |
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The iron of doubt Like Schrödinger’s cat, irons are simultaneously on and off… |
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Elei Birds don’t judge… |
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Storyteller My father finds out that Lourens van der Post was a true storyteller… |
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Remembering Parkinson’s My grandfather died the funny way… |
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EcoShield Pest Control It doesn’t help if you dial the wrong number… |
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Notepad imprint Hotel rooms are horrible places… |
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The up and down lists Two lists outline our lives… |
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Italian dog Dogs know accents… |
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Knock-knock My ten-year-old son’s idea of knock-knock… |
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Thin walls If you listen, you can see everything… |
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My AC My elusive air conditioning… |
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Asshole driver Sometimes bus drivers are assholes… |
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Halloween Halloween touches the 41 bus… |
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Ernie Drunks take the bus too… |
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Forget the fare A simple gift on a rainy day… |
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Smart driver A bus driver in the wrong job… |
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Seb The number one insane person in Seattle… |
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Slow woman Patience is a thankless virtue… |