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© Maarten Roode,
2016-2020.


Pick a story ⬇︎

  • V-day
  • Squashed for time
  • Rip
  • The burden of proof
  • The brief syzygy of April and September
  • The red wheelbarrow
  • A formula for distance
  • Alfie’s Arsehole
  • The half-life of simplicity
  • The long way home
  • Old Timer
  • Our shaving grace
  • The waiting game
  • A thing my father was good at
  • The parallel of talent
  • Take that jack
  • The stress cube
  • The secret suicide of questions
  • Zelda’s spiral
  • What you can do with a hundred million dollars
  • An evening out of oddness
  • A wall across time
  • Three Jorges
  • more thicker than forget
  • Special Relativity
  • Jack’s thing
  • Quitters never win
  • The bird juggler
  • Terry hangs ten
  • Five forms of blackness
  • Certain fission
  • We’re all transparent in the dark
  • Harley and David
  • The laxative wars
  • Manic Haven
  • Daylight robbery
  • The love of choice
  • Breaking and taking
  • Casanova
  • Scrumping the Big Apple
  • Where there’s a will there’s a won’t
  • Mr Fine
  • The patience placebo
  • The capacity to forget
  • Insert knob A into hole B
  • Trumped-up
  • The balance of things
  • The time machine
  • Seattle by the Sea
  • The Kingdom of Magila
  • Sean the Sane
  • His Luckness
  • The math of shape
  • Maybe Dick
  • A bargain at any price
  • Passaporto per favore
  • The Platinum Card
  • It’s my job
  • Doc
  • The nappy rush
  • Kuntz Life
  • GM Tomatoes
  • Double blind
  • The blood bank
  • Skull-bitten
  • Knitters Anonymous
  • Jack++
  • The toilet spray of embarrassment
  • The one-lion cure for depression
  • Nutty red stir-fry
  • What friends are for
  • Five rules of public speaking
  • How to kill a mosquito

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