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© Maarten Roode,
2016-2020.


Pick a story ⬇︎

  • A day apart

  • My mother’s game

  • Professor Paxton elaborates

  • V-day

  • Squashed for time

  • Rip

  • The burden of proof

  • The brief syzygy of April and September

  • The red wheelbarrow

  • A formula for distance

  • Alfie’s Arsehole

  • The half-life of simplicity

  • The long way home

  • Old Timer

  • Our shaving grace

  • The waiting game

  • A thing my father was good at

  • The parallel of talent

  • Take that jack

  • The stress cube

  • The secret suicide of questions

  • Zelda’s spiral

  • What you can do with a hundred million dollars

  • An evening out of oddness

  • A wall across time

  • Three Jorges

  • more thicker than forget

  • Special Relativity

  • Jack’s thing

  • Quitters never win

  • The bird juggler

  • Terry hangs ten

  • Five forms of blackness

  • Certain fission

  • We’re all transparent in the dark

  • Harley and David

  • The laxative wars

  • Manic Haven

  • Daylight robbery

  • The love of choice

  • Breaking and taking

  • Casanova

  • Scrumping the Big Apple

  • Where there’s a will there’s a won’t

  • Mr Fine

  • The patience placebo

  • The capacity to forget

  • Insert knob A into hole B

  • Trumped-up

  • The balance of things

  • The time machine

  • Seattle by the Sea

  • The Kingdom of Magila

  • Sean the Sane

  • His Luckness

  • The math of shape

  • Maybe Dick

  • A bargain at any price

  • Passaporto per favore

  • The Platinum Card

  • It’s my job

  • Doc

  • The nappy rush

  • Kuntz Life

  • GM Tomatoes

  • Double blind

  • The blood bank

  • Skull-bitten

  • Knitters Anonymous

  • Jack++

  • The toilet spray of embarrassment

  • The one-lion cure for depression

  • Nutty red stir-fry

  • What friends are for

  • Five rules of public speaking

  • How to kill a mosquito

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